floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor)


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bakedly:

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap


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what’s it called when you have friends but you’re still lonely

(Source: burgrs)


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Hannah is my wife
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dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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frankocean:

all posts after 2am and before 7am shall be forgiven.


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megan-hansenn:

Only happy days (:
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accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

(Source: americatbh)


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keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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nichvlas:

It’s not about the kissing, holding hands, the dates, the sex, and showing off. It’s about being with someone who makes you happy in a way that no one else can. It’s about being with someone who accepts you and your weirdness. It’s about being yourself around them and they can be their self around you.


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  • boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
  • boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me
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thats-slightly-raven:

People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 


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suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly


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dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

(Source: bluelava3)


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